Top Demented-crat Policies for America
Mood:  silly
Topic: Funny Stuff

DemonRats do 24 in 16 !

While Uncle Joe acknowledges that the list at Right Wing News would make America a better stronger country, Demonrats are not about that. We revel in either weakening America relative to the rest of the world OR converting America to full socialism. In that vein we'll call this list Hillary's 24:

1. Open up Department of Defense's secrets to Chinese bidding.
(Never too soon to think about re-election cash for 2012).
2. Neuter Bill.
3. Change military policy to Ask and Tell.
4. Gay marriage amendment.
5. Eliminate the FBI.
6. Re-institute the Fairness Doctrine to eliminate right wing talk radio.
7. Abortion amendment. Any time, any place for any reason.
8. Double everyone's tax rate. Add lots of loopholes for the idle rich and Hollywood.
(I don't want Meathead or Kennedy whining.)
9. Quintuple spending.
10. Treat all terrorist activity like criminal activity NOT an act of war.
11. Copy France's 35 hour work week & no fire for 2 years policies.
12. Closed union shops in all government hiring.
13. All government employees get election day off. (To help with the vote).
14. Paper ballots in all democrat counties (you know why).
15. Make it illegal to turn away anyone at the polling place on election day.
16. Amnesty for all illegal immigrants, full citizen rights, including the vote.
17. Government subsidize legal help for the poor. You can never have enough lawsuits.
18. Elimination of school vouchers, charter schools and private schools.
19. Minimum wage set at $12.00 and indexed to double the inflation rate.
20. Universal healthcare. Here-to-fore known as HillaryCare.
21. Shut down all oil drilling offshore in the Gulf and ban any drilling in Alaska.
22. Extend Kelo to allow Federal use of private land.
23. Back out of NAFTA and all other free trade agreements.
24. Sign Kyoto and any other environmental legislation that the UN comes up with.

16 minutes! Now I realize most of these would have to be second term goals since Hillary needs to appear somewhat centrist to get elected and re-elected. Once that second term starts though, watch out.

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